Crystal and I went on a date to LeAnn Chin last night. If you had been sitting beside us, you may have been eating Orange Chicken like me. You may have also heard the following exchange:

Me: Now, I can’t pontificate on that…

Crystal: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

Me: I mean, I can’t be dogmatic about that…

Crystal: I know what it means, but we’re at LeAnn Chin, not the White House.